“Spaghetti and sauce is a Nintendo trademark. You’ll be hearing from out lawyers presently.”

I’d say these views are more mainstream than you might know.

The entire soundtrack of Chrono Trigger, but Schala’s Theme is my absolute favorite. 30 years later, and i *still" let it play out in it’s entirety the first timer it plays in Zeal.

If you define 2015-2025 as “fun,” then I’ve definitely lost the plot.

Also, fuck Ark, ya goddamn time black hole.

"If you’re a real fan, you’ll find a way to make it happen.

First, I’m not. Second yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me. Just like when Metallica got all butt hurt about Napster, I’ll just download your shit, repeatedly, and then delete it again. Fuck you.

Ask a ninja is back! He’s been uploading at least once a week for a couple weeks now.

“Get this fucking nuance away from me. ASS!”

But, how else are you supposed to know that THEY’RE enlightened and superior, if they don’t loudly proclaim it at every given opportunity? Hmmmm?!

October 3. The one after the sun implodes.

“Hey! Didja know she has an ass! We here at Rockstar aren’t sure you’re aware she’s got cakes, so we thought you’d like to know! ASS!”

saved you a click.

Todd: “it just works.”

Modder: “yeah, you’re welcome.”

It’s Bethesda? So, they’re going backwards thru their log now, huh? At this rate, can we expect an unoptimized rehash of Morrowind in 2037?

I paid rent for a while in 2010 by getting people to pay me to make their 360 work again. Those were the days.

rrod Xbox 360 has entered the chat

“E waste?” In the early 90s?!? LMAO!

I’m not sure exactly what happened to it, but death by firing squad, followed by incineration, and then repurposed into lead paint or used as seasoning at an elementary cafeteria would be par for the course back in those days.

Multiply whatever it ends up costing by the number of copies I’ll be paying for, and you get… hmmm. Is that right? It keeps coming up zero. Must be this new A1-powered calculator.

My uncle gave me one with about 10 games back in the early 90s. He just didn’t want it sitting around anymore. Problem was, i had a regular and super Nintendo by that point… I honestly had more fun setting it up than i did playing it.

Hang on to your DODGSON OVER HERE!

Is DDS’s parent company Nintendo…?

And i did nothing, because I’m not a youngling.

Oh really?

Wowowowowow.

Wow.

So is racecar and abutttuba.

Keep your money-grubbing franchise-destroying philanges off my boy!!!

And to follow next week: Skyrim Ultra Deluxe Not-A-Repackaged-Money-Grab-We-Totally-Pinky-Swear Edition.

And then GTAV Supreme Mega Fantastic Number One Edition the week after.

Rinse. Repeat. Ad infinitum.

So, cancelling was the best course of action, then.

ETA: ducking autocorrupt

Fucking 343. That’s so on-brand it hurts.

Tankie llama, obviously.

Whoa. Are well articulated positions still allowed on today’s Internet?

Tbf, i enjoyed the shit out of gta online. For about a month.

Best GTA imho. Been trying to get it to run on an emulator with no luck for a while now.

Right? My response has been “it’s dead to me” for about three press releases now.

The inclusion of the words “metaverse” and “creators” is preview enough for me. RIP Rockstar. May your Shark Card Casket carry you to glory in the afterlife.

The most prolific Russian trolls, obv.

Spend 10 minutes trying to negotiate a doorway or ladder, and you call this clunky?!

I personally agree, but there’s always a whale that fucks it up for the rest of us.

Translation: “we didn’t think this predatory behavior would affect our bottom line, and we deeply regret that it has.”