Oh really?

Wowowowowow.

Wow.

So is racecar and abutttuba.

Keep your money-grubbing franchise-destroying philanges off my boy!!!

And to follow next week: Skyrim Ultra Deluxe Not-A-Repackaged-Money-Grab-We-Totally-Pinky-Swear Edition.

And then GTAV Supreme Mega Fantastic Number One Edition the week after.

Rinse. Repeat. Ad infinitum.

So, cancelling was the best course of action, then.

ETA: ducking autocorrupt

Fucking 343. That’s so on-brand it hurts.

Tankie llama, obviously.

Whoa. Are well articulated positions still allowed on today’s Internet?

Tbf, i enjoyed the shit out of gta online. For about a month.

Best GTA imho. Been trying to get it to run on an emulator with no luck for a while now.

Right? My response has been “it’s dead to me” for about three press releases now.

The inclusion of the words “metaverse” and “creators” is preview enough for me. RIP Rockstar. May your Shark Card Casket carry you to glory in the afterlife.

The most prolific Russian trolls, obv.

Spend 10 minutes trying to negotiate a doorway or ladder, and you call this clunky?!

I personally agree, but there’s always a whale that fucks it up for the rest of us.

Translation: “we didn’t think this predatory behavior would affect our bottom line, and we deeply regret that it has.”