without clearance

Then you’d need to employ some sort of KYU (know your user).

to contact the user directly to obtain the encryption key,

Or getting a house search warrant.

The fuck? LibreOffice/any office suite in a browser is better than this.

They need to keep the monopoly on the GPU market.

I mean, my Switch works, and if Microsoft won’t port the Xbox UI to Windows handhelds, then I’ll buy a Steam Deck.

Good for you. But for context, you land, you go for a passport check, where you need to find the flag of European Union, which is on a sign with flags of a bunch of Commonwealth countries. The officer asks you some questions, like why are you here, where do you stay, and so on.

tl;dr: It’s annoying and sad.

Emulate it. I’m pretty sure that there are active forks of Switch emulators that lay low.

Don’t know what’s worse: Ubisoft, EA or both.

Have you ever been to Britain after Brexit with an EU passport?

I think they’re even worse than <insert any AAA company that’s headquartered over the pond> combined at this point.

I’d rather buy Legion Go S or Steam Deck over this.

It’s a skill issue.

Welcome to the internet.

Ask Valve if they see potential in mobile Linux gaming.

Why Valve? Because if they see potential in something, it’ll be great.

Good thing I’m on Lemmy.

Basically a skill issue.

Roblox is essentially a Chinese spyware.

Kar98k from MW2019.

It’s abandoned because it is complete.

If it had something similar to Swarm mode, I’d use it.

What about the last one?

Ironically, it is written on Substack.

Or is it?

Mee too, I was motion sick of the original Mirror’s Edge and of Mullet MadJack.

Fuck no!

Microsoft’s implementation has a backdoor in it.

They found the formula.

Yes, it was. But EA ruined it with their launcher, so you can’t play it on Linux.

It’s not an open world, but Mirror’s Edge is a great game.

If the number is odd, then it’ll be great.

Try the Xbox controller.

IRL poker cards from the dollar store - !

Any proof of this?

Maybe if they decide to make box copies of the game.

Just use Windows update to update the drivers.

This is Generation Alpha stuff, AFAIK no one is listening to this brain rot.

It’s probably slow because it was tested in China, where you have a government-set daily limit for how long you can play video games.

Doesn’t E stand for Everyone?

It’s E in America according to IGN.

If it’s E in NA, then why is it rated 18+ in Europe?

Hulk with big dick? There’s already Black widow R34 content floating around.