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Infinity was such a joke. They told everyone it was going to have a 10 year support plan despite the gaming coming out unfinished. Master Chief collection is great.




Watch out they’re about to level up and you look like just enough XP.


Our Studio 5 team just released Courtroom Chaos: Starring Snoop Dogg as the launch title in Luna

No idea how this failed.



We’re reaching the point where a game needs to sell millions of copies to break even. Instead of spending $300 million on one big IP why not spend $1 million for 300 new IPs? Lethal Company made $100 million, they just need to do that 3/100 times to break even.


Latest Xbox Exclusive

according to Steam concurrents

Back in my day exclusive meant exclusive.



Ps6 will have 2 games, Ps7 will have one game, by the Ps7 there will be no games.





Wow if you take the letters from August seventh you can spell Silksong.




I remember when they did that with Breath of the Wild. Link literally has a WiiU gamepad that you can’t use on the WiiU. You can only use it as a main monitor.


They should’ve paid an intern to create button layouts for popular games. Way too annoying to program every single button when I can plug in a random console controller and have it all work.


I had a dream I was a mod and it’s fine with me.


I don’t think Nintendbros will care. They already pay $120 to buy the same game twice.


It also keeps the value up for other “collectors”. I see this with NES game auctions. It’s always the same 6 people buying each other’s games to keep their own collections highly evaluated.


Agreed, triple A studios should start creating fake games to cancel. Then they can charge 5x for “rare” memorabilia.


Pshh, you’re not familiar with the colossal Apple Arcade library? Everyone I talk to is playing hit Apple Arcade games like Sneaky Sasquatch and Solitaire.


The console demo used to be time locked. I’d go over a friend’s house to play split screen and see how far we could progress in 20 minutes. We use to speedrun building a nether portal until we found the one hidden inside the Minecraft logo.


They had a hilarious patent where they tried to copyright, “Player on moving platform jumps and keeps moving” in Tears of the Kingdom. Mf’s tried to copyright physics.



The Intel CEO use to constantly go on Twitter and ask people to pray for the company.





To a layman like me the gameplay looks the same. Groups of 2-3 people exploring a large map for resources. Encountering other groups and looting on the way. Extraction shooter to me just means more money on micro-transactions like bank slots.


Shows up 10 years late to the Battle Royale trend

”Hey kids check out our cool generic extraction shooter with a battle pass”

2 weeks after release, only 900 active players remain

Cancel season pass and layoff half the company.

Can’t wait!





The dev says, “yes” to every single feature an interviewer can think of. The market for a Sims competitor is ripe but this ain’t it.


I don’t think a second strike will be as effective as the first. The Brutalist won a few Oscars and admitted to using AI.