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The dev says, “yes” to every single feature an interviewer can think of. The market for a Sims competitor is ripe but this ain’t it.


I don’t think a second strike will be as effective as the first. The Brutalist won a few Oscars and admitted to using AI.


9 different currencies

  • gold: cant be bought
  • glunite coins: cant be bought directly but $ coins can convert to it
  • fragpunk coins: currency bought with real money
  • ⁠battle pass tokens: obtained after maxing battle pass
  • ultimate materials: from gacha
  • ⁠membership pick: from membership
  • ⁠purple token without a name: earned from ranked mode
  • club supplies: earned from club stuff
  • ⁠curiosity pop can: premium gacha currency
  • ⁠original pop can: standard gacha currency

It also released a Naughty Pack of more mature games though considering most players like to make the basic games rude, it’s unclear how popular these have been.

The Naughty pack was disappointing. 3 okay games for $20. 2 of them were games we’ve seen before. For $30 you could grab Party Pack 7 which is infinitely better.


Nintendo fans are professional slop consumers. These are the same people who complain about Pokémon every year then proceed to buy 2 copies of the newest game.



The year is 2037. Monster Hunter Tree Storm releases. The game is a static PNG that wiggles menacingly. It makes $8 billion dollars.




Early game destruction magic is such a letdown. During my first playthrough I put points into duel wielding fire magic. Enemies would ignore the spire of flame being blown at them and bonk me on the head once for an instant kill.


One time during the final mission in Batman Arkham City I hit the power button at the same frame the auto-save turned on. My save was corrupted and I had to speedrun the story again. Thank god I wasn’t doing Riddler trophies I would’ve gone insane.


Yeah the, “Don’t worry Me5 is being worked on by our good team” was hilarious. Why didn’t they give Me4 to their good team?





Nice now 1st-3rd can enjoy only getting coins from item boxes.


Someday we will have the technology to play a AAAA game like Skull and Bones


It’s a curse, any comment that mentions Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth gets downvoted.


This will come in handy when I have to walk with an NPC for a 12 minute cutscene.


Selling a $30 alarm clock for $100 because it makes coin noises

Sold out in a week


I know a game is good when their only advertising points are no AI, no blockchain, no NFTs, no deadly poison, and no lootboxes.


What happened? From what I read they did a kickstarter, raised money, then fired the entire dev team?


For example, if a creator were to use hateful language or other misconduct during a stream, but did not do so in-game over chat or voice communication, a penalty can still be issued.

RIP Tyler1



Borderlands 3 dialogue was akin to torture. I’m hoping 4 raises the bar by playing slaughterhouse audio during cutscenes.


Looks interesting. With all these projects the team is working on I hope the release date isn’t 2027


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The article lacks any content of the posts taken down. If they contained major leaks that could be an issue.



Good question, it looks like they are working on a sequel/remaster that is Steamdeck compatible.


I like new Battlefield launches because 2 weeks later people get bored and boot up Battlebit instead.


There are over 50 Ps5 Pro enhanced games

The Ps5 has games?



That has to be rough when your $400 million dollar shooter game gets 3% of the player count that a Godot fishing game gets.


Dunkey had some fun examples. A lot of marvel-esque quippy dialogue that really sunk in quality since the last game.

The scene most reviews reference is a badly written scene about misgendering. Crazy part is older games in the series handles these topics tremendously well while keeping the player immersed.


Make a 6/10 game

Add a cutscene that shuns the act of throwing babies like a football

Claim all criticism is from the pro-throwing baby crowd


Good luck, some of the GTA VI leaks were from QA testers working from home.





Nobody is brave enough to spend 8 years and 400 million dollars developing a new IP that may crash.