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I had a dream I was a mod and it’s fine with me.


I don’t think Nintendbros will care. They already pay $120 to buy the same game twice.


It also keeps the value up for other “collectors”. I see this with NES game auctions. It’s always the same 6 people buying each other’s games to keep their own collections highly evaluated.


Agreed, triple A studios should start creating fake games to cancel. Then they can charge 5x for “rare” memorabilia.


Pshh, you’re not familiar with the colossal Apple Arcade library? Everyone I talk to is playing hit Apple Arcade games like Sneaky Sasquatch and Solitaire.


The console demo used to be time locked. I’d go over a friend’s house to play split screen and see how far we could progress in 20 minutes. We use to speedrun building a nether portal until we found the one hidden inside the Minecraft logo.


They had a hilarious patent where they tried to copyright, “Player on moving platform jumps and keeps moving” in Tears of the Kingdom. Mf’s tried to copyright physics.



The Intel CEO use to constantly go on Twitter and ask people to pray for the company.





To a layman like me the gameplay looks the same. Groups of 2-3 people exploring a large map for resources. Encountering other groups and looting on the way. Extraction shooter to me just means more money on micro-transactions like bank slots.


Shows up 10 years late to the Battle Royale trend

”Hey kids check out our cool generic extraction shooter with a battle pass”

2 weeks after release, only 900 active players remain

Cancel season pass and layoff half the company.

Can’t wait!





The dev says, “yes” to every single feature an interviewer can think of. The market for a Sims competitor is ripe but this ain’t it.


I don’t think a second strike will be as effective as the first. The Brutalist won a few Oscars and admitted to using AI.


9 different currencies

  • gold: cant be bought
  • glunite coins: cant be bought directly but $ coins can convert to it
  • fragpunk coins: currency bought with real money
  • ⁠battle pass tokens: obtained after maxing battle pass
  • ultimate materials: from gacha
  • ⁠membership pick: from membership
  • ⁠purple token without a name: earned from ranked mode
  • club supplies: earned from club stuff
  • ⁠curiosity pop can: premium gacha currency
  • ⁠original pop can: standard gacha currency

It also released a Naughty Pack of more mature games though considering most players like to make the basic games rude, it’s unclear how popular these have been.

The Naughty pack was disappointing. 3 okay games for $20. 2 of them were games we’ve seen before. For $30 you could grab Party Pack 7 which is infinitely better.


Nintendo fans are professional slop consumers. These are the same people who complain about Pokémon every year then proceed to buy 2 copies of the newest game.



The year is 2037. Monster Hunter Tree Storm releases. The game is a static PNG that wiggles menacingly. It makes $8 billion dollars.




Early game destruction magic is such a letdown. During my first playthrough I put points into duel wielding fire magic. Enemies would ignore the spire of flame being blown at them and bonk me on the head once for an instant kill.


One time during the final mission in Batman Arkham City I hit the power button at the same frame the auto-save turned on. My save was corrupted and I had to speedrun the story again. Thank god I wasn’t doing Riddler trophies I would’ve gone insane.


Yeah the, “Don’t worry Me5 is being worked on by our good team” was hilarious. Why didn’t they give Me4 to their good team?





Nice now 1st-3rd can enjoy only getting coins from item boxes.


Someday we will have the technology to play a AAAA game like Skull and Bones


It’s a curse, any comment that mentions Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth gets downvoted.


This will come in handy when I have to walk with an NPC for a 12 minute cutscene.


Selling a $30 alarm clock for $100 because it makes coin noises

Sold out in a week


I know a game is good when their only advertising points are no AI, no blockchain, no NFTs, no deadly poison, and no lootboxes.


What happened? From what I read they did a kickstarter, raised money, then fired the entire dev team?


For example, if a creator were to use hateful language or other misconduct during a stream, but did not do so in-game over chat or voice communication, a penalty can still be issued.

RIP Tyler1