For me with this ADD, a lot, honestly. But, if you’ve ever tried your hand at breeding in Ark, you kinda understand what is like to be a CPA in tax season.

In further news, Nintendo has announced it’s intentions to sue Nintendo over trademark violations.

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Source? “Trust me bro,” the leading source on the Internet. Also, you gonna eat that trash?

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I’m a people. You don’t speak for me.

I’m actually here to just find out where i can get my own demi-dog…?

So, Nintendo vs Meta in the next copyright/TM infringement case? “Let them fight.”

“If you can’t stand the heat, go put your tiny balls in the freezer!”

-Catalina, GTA San Andreas

Also a big fan of C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

“The team in the kitchen is really great! We all joke around and laugh together constantly! So the food is under cooked and full of sawdust and glass shards. And? We have fun making it!”

I’m partial to three, m’self.

None. After the vivisection that was the GTA remaster, stay the fuck away from older games. Please and thank you.

“Have you ever thought about why are we here?”

The day after Nintendo sues Sony for “D-pad patent infringement”

I have no opinion on this…

I’ve used split screen Halo to learn some completely unaware buddies about simple military strategy, such as “QUIT STANDING IN FRONT OF ME WHEN I’M HURLING GRENADES!!1!”

GREAT SUGGESTION

I miss real gaming journalism, not this sycophantic shit we’re all subject to nowadays. Replace all of Kotaku with “internet rando” already.

Dude. I’m still playing Mass effect. Ditto New Vegas. Last year, i realized they had dlc I’ve never played and bought it. That’s, what? 15 years after the fact…? Try making a good game. Ditch the casino addiction style shit. People respond.