The horny vending machine is only in the tutorial area…
But everything is only sexualized, such as the doors: https://share.google/miJas72vM0TEjaK2k

pretty close to what happened with me. RMA’d an MSI AIO twice, then bought a (MASSIVE) Noctua, which has been 100% reliable.
Honestly, I fee like Just Cause is played out, u 100% 2 and 3, and played some 4 but the gameplay loop… Is kinda done.