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Fuck that noise! Cancel that shit.

GOG is the only store you can actually buy games from and not merely renting them.

Support indie devs and not the subscription of some corporate shitheads


Konami can go fuck itself after the shitstorm that was the PT drama. What a bunch of corporate colostomy bags.


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Also the obligatory fuck Konami. Fucking corporate ghouls. You fucked PT up and now want your fucking cake too.


Go fuck yourselves you greedy corporate colostomy bags.

Hopefully this shreds EA and their IPs to bits and we finally get some new and original ideas from the indie studios that pop up from the ruins.



Right! Am always excited when I see a new video from him pop up.

His music also has a very distinctive vibe to it. Definitely check his tracks out.


Konami can go fuck themselfs if they think I give a shit after their Silent Hill bullshit.

Your last drop of goodwill is gone, you corporate fucksticks. Remakes of MGS is all you can wish to produce you empty husks leeching off the creation of others.


Which boss you at?

You are fine till you hit a point and run out. Once you hit empty it’s a constant grind to get back to full and that’s also not counting the more expensive tools later in the game or the tools that need you to return to specific locations to “recharge” for beads.

It’s just this extra layer of grind and tedium that Hollow Knight didn’t have with the spells all using soul.


It’s got the bloodborne blood vial issue with having to grind for crafting materials if you get stuck and use them all.

Definitely could use a cost nerf for the tools and not every attack from a boss should do two or three damage.


Yeah not like they’ve been pumping out as many as they possibly could or something. Yeah no shit people are going to have played at least one if you flood the market like that.


Yeah for a “dynamic open world” it sure consists of a bunch of linear missions and rigged structure.

Thats a classic video and definitely one of the first I’ve seen outside of Zero Punctuation that has been honest about the GTA games.


Really aren’t. GTA has had the most dated mission structure since part 3.

Their Gangs and crimes stories are also weak.

SA was the only one that had something to say.


6 is never going to live up to the hype and will be riddled with micro transactions and GaaS shoved up its ass.

Stop paying attention to what the big corporations are pumping out. Go play something made my people that give a shit about the game and not the “potential revenue” it might create.


Or developers could just optimize their games instead of using this generative drivel to compensate for lazy or rushed development.

Edit: to everyone but [email protected]

I’ve already previously blocked your accounts for being Ai apologists. 😂literally can’t see your dumb responses.

Glad to see the pro Ai hoard is still prowling the forums for validation.


Oh look the piece of shit opens its mouth again.

We understand you stumbled dick first into your position of power. Now please shut the fuck up, you somehow sentient sludgeball.




Gosh you can really tell how desperate they are to appear cool and badass with that dude on the cover.

Edit: I meant borderlands the game not the content creators


Yeah the difficulty and Elden Ring in general suffer a lot because of the open world. Lies of P is more like a classic souls game but with a lot of quality of life upgrades and multiple difficulty modes for beginners.


Nice dude! If you didn’t complete Elden Ring yet and struggled with it as a first souls game I would highly recommend you check out “Lies of P” next. It’s quite similar to bloodborne and also introduces a lot of the advanced souls mechanics in a beginner friendly manner with lots of good quality of life changes from the classic souls games without diluting the core experience.



Stop beating that dead horse. It’s been dead since part 3 ended with a wet fart.

Move on and make the next original idea and stop tying yourself down to pleasing fans and shareholders. You end up with uninspired mediocrity.


One shiny red apple on a pile of rotting fruit does not make an apple pie.

Games as a service was always enshittification wearing a trench coat. TF2 and MMOs back in the day were merely bait.


Games as a service has always been a scam. They use literally addictive gambling traps to keep people hooked to a money drip feeder with season passes and loot boxes.

All that only to rip the plug out when the servers are on life support.

Avoid them just like preordering. They are no benefit to the players.


Bwahahahahaha now lay in the bed you made. Cant wait for the Ai bubble to pop and hopefully Google will get flung into the sun along with the Ai tech-bros pushing this slop.



Fuck that corporate noise. You guys are asshats and fucked this shit up yourselves. Now swallow your bad publicity and get prepared to loose your jobs after this with corporate restructuring.



I don’t. You are exposing children to those exact mechanics and normalizing that behaviour. Without further thought in the future they will go for increasingly scammy shit tactics.


Yes cause they are designed to be addictive and maximize the profitability with addictive content like loot boxes and fomo tactics to push micro transactions.


Games as a service is a scam and goes hand in hand with gambling and addictive mechanics used to keep people hooked. It’s absolutely toxic.

Nintendo is a corporate shithole but at least they make some sort of semblance of non abusive games.

“Portable gaming” is always welcome but the business model of phone games is fucking disgusting.


You own more of the software that runs the steam deck than any Nintendo console. You also have the option to buy games from other digital platforms.

Buy games on GOG and run them on the steam deck.


Just buy a steam deck and actually own your hardware and software.



Thank you so much for sharing!

Send the links to everyone you know people!!!


So fucking sad to hear. Damn humanity and its fucking apathy.



Do it! Played it last year on my ps5 with my SO and they really liked the story and the fixed camera as a viewer.


Check out Tormented Souls for more classic resident evil fix

It’s made by a small team and takes place in Canada. It’s got a nice Suzanne Easter egg too! (Blender mascot)