You can make up statistics for anything. 80% of people know that!!

God damn it…

God damn it.

And D&D Beyond is another great example - you have shit tons of material and a source that was built by someone else, you buy it and do nothing with it? And it’s not intuitive and lacks basic features?

I’m super excited to see what kind of microtransaction laced minimal effort game we get from them.

FREEDOM IS NOT OPTIONAL

• Tries to improve game
• makes everything significantly worse

Yep, classic Bethesda.

Kojima and cyborg ninjas - name a more iconic combo

I enjoyed it but I also know that it wasn’t “great”. But I’ll admit that I got it on game pass and I’m a BES nerd, so that probably elevates it more. Had I paid full price my attitude would probably be very different.

What they need to do is take whoever the next director of the game is going to be, strap them to a chair Clockwork Orange style and mix the entire Criterion Collection and Evangelion for about a year or two.

Then just for good measure have them write a page of names and slap them anytime a name nears anything of normal.

Then, and only then, should they be allowed to start working.

Well maybe I’m just a console pleb, playing it on my series S, but I have issues where it hangs on load screens, times where I’m landing my ship and it just disappears and won’t let me out, or just times where it simply crashes.

Not to mention quest breaking bugs and other things I’ve experienced. But what the hell, I guess I should just upgrade my computer, right Todd?

Now, if only they could fix this cash cow where it didn’t glitch out every half hour, they’d be set.

Ballmer actually really wanted that THPS 3&4 remaster.

That union vote came at just the right time then, huh.