One of my favorite reads ever. What a wild ride those guys had.

This is basically a perfect game. Endless replayability, nothing annoying or broken. FUN.

Battlemode is just the cherry on top.

I have slightly fonder memories of the SNES version but that’s mainly because only one of my friends had an n64 whereas a few of us had SNES.

Pyramid Head still gives me the heebie-jeebies

Vivendi were complete pricks. They knew they were breaking the law the entire time and still tried to tank Valve, their own asset, instead of just stopping it.

That intern was the hero we needed 🫡

Those sweet sweet Trump tariffs

But we don’t know if time even had a beginning, thus the contract is unenforceable.

They’re selling their Gameboy one at least :

https://store.analogue.co/products/analogue-pocket-white

You had 1 job

Fuck you, Protectron!

Had totally forgotten all my StarCraft days, but Day9 has a some really classic vids from back then glad he’s still doing his thing

There’s a lot of straight up porn games out there so who knows what kind of shit these actors end up in when they show up for a generic “motion/voice capture for video game” gig.

Which is totally reasonable, but 100x that raises an eyebrow

My mistake, I thought you’d literally saved thousands from sales pricing

You’re poor but have possibly spent hundreds of thousands on games?

This post embodies my entire experience with Myst and Riven. I was just constantly bewildered thinking I’d missed something important and broken the game or something.

Luckily i had a buddy that had a knack for those games so i got to experience the full game without constantly banging my head against a wall.

5 B.E. (Before Enshittification)

Reading my Diablo 2 and WarCraft 2 manuals on the toilet were some of the highlights of my childhood

Good lawd, i genuinely feel bad for you. And they’re expecting $70 for this. I’d expect more from a f2p mobile game.

Not even for a quintuple A game? Sextuple A?

Yah that sounds like an incredible experience

The only phone I ever dared to write code on. It was a brave new world.

Sure, but if they’d implemented the revised changes they wouldn’t have lost so many users. And despite their messaging, they did already speak to some devs who’d already told them this would be a disaster, but they tried it anyway, and in a retroactive way that completely disregarded prior promises regarding changing EULA agreements, so there’s no faith in this not still changing.

They fucked it up. Plain and simple.

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