I think I know the suspect.

Somebody had to find out whether there really was a Mew under the truck in Red and Blue after all.

A good slingshot will get you some distance but a PVC cannon fueled by hair spray is a lot more fun.

Drink verification can to continue.

I understand that’s not your point but don’t see why it’s worth the sort of frothing-at-the-mouth anger it provokes from the internet peanut gallery. Maybe that doesn’t describe you though. I can’t argue with your inner cynic’s search for ulterior motives, corporate tools will do corporate tool things. If you disagree with their decisions, don’t give them your money.

Sure, I wasn’t aware that the addition of the Ultimate Team mode removed the ability to play in a way more closely resembling the real-world sport though. Care to point out where they’ve stated that those other modes will no longer be available?

There’s an alternate universe where this article was never written because people there didn’t lose their minds over whether their video game pixels had a penis or vulva concealed by their clothes.

Convert your friends over to Signal. Let Snapchat harvest somebody else’s personal data.