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Yeah sure that’s great if you’re making a game, but what if you’re a useless parasite with lots of money, looking for cartoonish returns on your investments!

Hardly seems fair that the money goes to the people engaged in the production of material goods…

/s



Did someone say “preorder?” Where do I sign up?? Is this the right queue? Literally standing here with my credit card, please just tell me




Now if Sony and Nintendo will just return the favour… That would be so great!


This is basically what The Witness is all about, every fifteen minutes


Right, that’s when you’ve “solved” it


Is it anything like cookie clicker? Most of those hours could probably be spent idling instead of playing


Oh my god yeah, I can’t even tell you how riveted I was as soon as the music started playing. I didn’t realise games could make you feel cool


Yeah PlayStation is rotten for this. So often I’ll be telling my buddy about this cool game I’m playing only to find out they can’t play it



If it doesn’t have to be a AAA with hooks for MTX everywhere then development and design would go much faster.

It would be like putting down the 5 kilo weight you’ve been carrying for seven years and realizing the hike to releasing a game doesn’t have to be so arduous


Wheels from Sea of Stars is ok. But it’s no Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 🦃 💥 👊🏻


I love them. I remember quake 3 had something similar too. It lets you challenge yourself a bit more, and in the case of Smash play equitably with players of different skill levels, so that everyone experiences a fun challenge.

Basically solves the problem of being “too good” to play with your friends


So the money actually got to charities? Yeah he’s scumbag, but not so much of one that shame didn’t work on him, at least.


I think something closer to a demake would fit the horror tech aesthetic better. Give me those crunchy sprites and chunky framerates


Liquid cooled nighttime shades vibe juice for your ears.


💯 percent this piece of music makes me feel things


The tune’s but also the crisp crackly sound effects of the main menu navigation are inexorably tied up with it (in a good way)


Body Harvest on N64 was great, and doesn’t get the usual praise. Used to just leave this playing on loop back in the day

https://youtu.be/z2q5jz-uLzE

I couldn’t get the piped link to work. 🤷‍♂️


Can’t believe I had to scroll down so far for this