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I’m only alive because successfully killing myself is hard. Bernadette, she/her, smash bros addict, dog person, work addict, ruined beyond repair, stuck in the past. I will defend Amazon and Nintendo like they’re the parents I never had. They did, and will do, nothing wrong, ever.

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I call them out when they actually do something wrong. And yes, they really did save my life, far more than just saving me from suicide.


When you play a game on release date that wasn’t leaked, spoilers and stuff surface on the internet at an average pace. Players who wait a long time to play the game will have this similar experience.

Leaked content spreads like wildfire as the posters know it’ll most likely be taken down, and well, streisand effect. All communities for the game will be flooded with untagged spoilers before the game is even out. I bet that streamer was basically speedrunning the games to leak as much as possible, which most players who just enjoy the game won’t do.

Either way, the money asked for is a lot, yes, however pirating and broadcasting unreleased games is a very stupid crime.



Before release is before everyone gets a chance at playing it themselves. This person also isn’t a professional reviewer or journalist so their content isn’t beneficial to the consumer either. Before also releases spoilers that will be near impossible to avoid once they’re out. And what’s the point of playing the hot new game if you already know the story?

I call Nintendo my angel of salvation and the mother I never had, but I’m just being realistic. Streaming (actually) pirated new games actually does cause damage. Most likely not as much as Nintendo is suing for, but damages nonetheless.

If they were suing for streaming Super Mario World romhacks, especially in 2025 where SMW is old enough to be a dad or the United States President, and is NOT being actively sold, then yeah, I’d disagree. Even if one were to pull “but it’s on Switch Online” or some silly nonsense.



Nintendo doesn’t care if you emulate old games on stream.

They do if it’s a live event which I don’t really get. Modded smash bros is just not okay at live events but hacked Mario World was at GDQ.

All that aside these games were not only new, but unreleased. He literally could have contributed to lost sales from potential buyers watching the games before they were released.

If they went after some SMW hacker emulating a three decade old game, sure. But they didn’t.


Yes. I have a job and easy access to overtime. One overtime shift is like 4 games plus dinner and transit.



I will buy a Switch 2 for however much it costs and when Nintendo first party titles start costing a whole week of work plus overtime I will still buy them. I will take out a mortgage for the eventual $49,999.99 console and $4,999.99 games. I will sell individual organs directly to Nintendo for whatever they want. I will singlehandedly commit genocide with my bare hands for Nintendo. I will gladly die for Nintendo. I live to serve my angel of salvation.


Yeah whatever, still buying a switch 2 and every game I already had one more time


Breaking news: company wants money. What they’ll do for money will totally shock you! They sold products in exchange for money! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 No way!


So many pictures of roads

Seems like one of the fun and cool uses of AI images but needs way more polish. Maybe don’t limit it to “ghibli style”

Alright I have an idea for an AI based guessing game that may be unrelated: generate images based on country, city, or state/province stereotypes and the player needs to guess which place the image represents.



I want to scream but I’m on a train so I can only smile awkwardly. I missed the direct lol


If you want it to run android, Surface Duo. I’ve used it that way all the time.

There are also display extenders for laptops or using TVs as wireless displays.


They announced the direct yesterday so sudden lol


This game doesn’t look like it needs to be released 2026





Include Offline Games by Jindoblu

Yeah it has ads if you’re online but I paid once for no ads, also you could just play offline to have no ads. There are IAPs that could be obtained with a 30 second ad, but they’re not required or forced onto you with bad level design.


It displays over the actual lockscreen. Whatever function you set to unlock will close the Kustom lockscreen and show the pin or fingerprint prompt.


Kustom (KLCK) exists today, make your dream lockscreen right now


They put all the budget into the music lol


Only games I’m super confident I’ll love. Never got screwed over.


Rune Factory 4 looked really good on 3DS. The port on pc and switch looks… pretty bad honestly but it’s still the same great game.

Obligatory mention of the fact this game inspired stardew and it’s better


I absolutely love it a lot.

However be aware the under-display selfie camera is pretty bad on the Redmagic 9, and the phone is not waterproof because of the fan and headphone jack. The rain won’t kill your phone but submerging it most likely will.

The battery life is amazing, the fast charging is pretty fast. I think I got 90% battery in less than an hour. And with the fan, it won’t overheat when charging, or at all lol

Also buy a case from Amazon, the case that comes with it is bad lmfao


I’ll keep my thicc redmagic with a headphone jack and cooling fan that most likely costs 40% less


Yeah, you probably won’t find any. My phone has a stupid AI “beauty” filter that makes me look exactly like Kim Kardashian and I hate it. While I hate my appearance, I do not want someone else’s. And I hate how one person is considered “pretty” and you need to be her to be pretty. Annoying as hell. Unrelated, no one asked.

I’d honestly just recommend online-image-editor.com but it’s a website not an app, and is very vintage internet. Of course one of the best photo editors is made during a time when the internet was about fun and not competing and money.

Tl;Dr online-image-editor.com, make your child a bit more tech savvy.


Okay cool now where’s Fire Emblem: Three Houses - Definitive Edition? Is Alear confirmed for Smash 6? When are we getting Super Mario Maker 3?


“Do you like yourself? I bet you like yourself twice a day” 🤣


Knocked it out of the park huh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


I bet #1 is Metaphor Re Fantazio lmfao istg overrated as hell (or does it deserve it? Never played it “yet”)

Welp


Lmao

I guess a minimum order thingy could be set but then the lowest offer would be spammed.

Then games with the offer option would be seen as bad or cash-grabby.

So the option should be to get un-broke and pay full price or wait until winter.


I’m thinking of a “make offer” option where the customer can choose any price and the dev can manually choose to sell to that customer for that price or not.


I’ve always viewed locked devices as bad news oof I always buy phones from Amazon. I considered rooting just to change the font but it seems like a lot of effort considering I use Google pay & stuff. I know no one asked


I would lose interest in the game entirely lol


Would you use a pay-in-4 app for a more expensive phone?


While I think it’s petty and silly to sue over this I think it’s pathetic that PP couldn’t think of any other way to capture and summon monsters, and that the players kept calling this a pokemon game. There are so many games with tons of monsters you can tame and fight and they don’t look like pokemon ffs. I’m with Nintendo on this one. PP, do better.


AI is literally artificial intelligence. Fake. There’s a reason why products are advertised as real. Real fruit juice. Real cheese. Real beef. Things made with artificial ingredients list it in fine print. If a game was advertised as being Made With Artificial Art!!! the only sales would be from the 100 vocal terminally online AI bros, and some streamers picking fun at it. I challenge AI bros to live on artificially flavored food since natural real ingredients are for luddites. Maybe they’ll get it.