Reading a book from an author that’s run out of ideas

Good thing Gurm still has loads of great ideas, Winds of Winter will be incredible, and I’m sure it’s coming any day now!

Cheers boss

What time’s the draw tonight? And what would be the easiest/hardest 8?

RIP Legend.

Was always treated too unfairly by the UK press

(100% win rate with his favourite club)

Huh, what a shocking twist

Fucking Denmark instead of Sweden

Edit: Petition to rename Denmark to South Norway to fix this

Can’t believe Kier lost us the final 😢 Starmer’s Britain smh my head

Fucking penalties

Sod’s law innit

I thought you meant 2-1 to England, I was just surprised both your predictions had come to pass

What an incredible few minutes either side of 90. What an unbelievable goal

(Massive let off for Gareth)

Fuck off hahahaha

All he had to do was start the XI that finished the last match.

Big G. Neville speaking facts at halftime.

Trent RB, Walker LB, Gordon LW, Palmer RW.

Thor has decreed that the game shall end until the Germanic siblings can unite against their true enemy: the Jesus worshippers

Come on Denmark, make Scandinavia proud. If you win, I won’t mention potatoes for a whole couple minutes

From memory, English commentators spoke about cooling gel and relaying the pitch and combination artificial and real turf.

But I got very drunk watching the game with mates so my testimony can’t be relied upon

Yeah I think it’s interesting tactically, how to set-up to maximise your two best players when they’re both leftbacks and you don’t have much time together. I’d play Robbo up front.

I agree, not a massive fan of the back 3 either. Your analysis seems interesting, shame it’s not being born out

You’ll lose to Hungary

Good work tho, interesting calculations. I’m personally not a fan of the 4/6 third place teams rule

Of all the matches at Euro 2024, this sure is one of them

Oof

Roberto Martinez failing upwards like a Tory MP

Absolutely incredible goals, potential game of the tournament

I hold no emotional investment in this match but if Slovakia don’t win, this pub is going to burn

Coming Home Status: It’s.

From Bellingham to Mbappe

Excited to hear before every Madrid goal next season

It’s 5 kinda holding mids, if it classified wingers and/or attacking midfielders as midfielders I don’t think it would look too unbalanced.

In reality those categories just aren’t really accurate enough anymore

Prolly Madrid

Hahahahahaha

I didn’t care about the match before, but this is pretty funny

Sunak predicts you will

England to underperform.

I’m feeling daring today

That’s so funny. I love watching that club off the pitch

To me he seemed good for Brighton, but you’ve seen my other takes so I have no idea

Roberto di Zerbi wasn’t wanted by Bayern or Liverpool or United, so he seems like a good shout

Kieran McKenna has handled the massive egos and big money celebrity players at Ipswich well, so he’s an appropriate fit

Liz Truss is still looking for work. She spent as much time in her last job as a typical manager spends at Chelsea, and seems ideologically appropriate. Conservative football, racist, financially irresponsible

Who could they possibly replace him with? Hasn’t everyone been having an impossible job finding a new manager?

Mourinho is free

Tory club innit

I agree, but I woulda figured some more ambition(?)

Although I always presumed that the PIF didn’t wanna rush success, just to sportswash by running the club sustainably(?)

I’m not happy with these words but I don’t have the right ones

City, United, Villa against. Chelsea abstained.

Yeah, that tracks. Surprised Newcastle voted in favour

Oooh someone’s in trouble!

I didn’t watch the game.