That deserves its own sequel.

Diarrhea 5: Well Shit, You Can Shart on Aliens Now

My first CRPG, and my only RPG had been D&D.

My dad ran a campaign for our family when I was seven or so. Original D&D, not even advanced. It didn’t last terribly long but left a lifelong impression.

I recently inserted Creeping Coins to my Curse of Strahd campaign, as a matter of fact.

It was an unpopular twist, despite the group carrying a fortune in cursed money and having nothing whatsoever to spend it on.

Article makes it clear this is not Humble Bundle, which was what I had assumed.

I will have to try and use it. I am running Curse of Strahd now so cursed money would be spectacular!

You are older than me, I suppose. I was playing it at 11 years old or so. My first CRPG, although my dad had run a D&D game for the family a few years prior so I had a reference point.

I remember my cousin telling us about the Creeping Coins and my imagination went wild, assuming you could loot them and they’d attack you later from your inventory.

Nope. Just normal randomly spawning encounter.

I’ve finished the game three times and keep the end savefile, so I can still go back to my Durge and see what’s new.

I was not expecting that trailer to be narrated by the great George Guidall.

So I assume this attack was reported by the perpetrators, as spam on Twitter, Facebook, and Reddit are far far worse problems.

Well my first computer was an Apple IIe, so yes. And I still prefer command line interfaces, even if they’re in a GUI environment.

But I suppose that was a rhetorical question…

My first playthrough I slept with the Emperor and then Wyll, and ended up with Wyll. I killed Karlach for Wyll.

Second one I was with Lae’zel but was a durge. I wanted to be with Karlach since I didn’t have her on my first playthrough but then I killed Isobel. That dooms Karlach.

So this time I’m aiming for Karlach. She’s so fun!

Well that’s hilarious.

My second run on my PS5 has been so terribly glitchy. And yes, it’s a Dark Urge run.

My response to being caught is to murder some more.

Imagine doing a Jar Jar impression and having to live with it for an entire game.

That’s pretty hilariously bad, especially as the only reason I read the review was out of disbelief that it might be a sequel to the 1992 game.

Don’t judge their kinks!