It is weird. I love this stuff. It can be so useful and would love a game with interactive npc. Also really fun tools to brainstorm with.

Honestly every game I pre ordered I have been happy with especially bg3.

These are the games I have installed

Out of all of these if I weren’t always at home and had a controller with me it’s vampire survivor and dead cells. No controller, reigns.

I used an overlooked palm pre for internet access before I got my first smart phone and while it was neat at the time it really wasn’t going to be good for say, browsing on jerboa with that screen size. The keyboard wasn’t good either.

You joke but you can do different things in different ways. Eating a banana in a mukbang or as a quick snack like a normal human would isn’t sexual but sulking on it and giving it a bj is. As someone who actually enjoys ASMR I avoid the sexual stuff as ASMR to me is far from sexual and locking anything would be definitely off the table. There’s no “non sexual” way to lick anything but food meant to be licked lol. Oh I cringe.

Just be careful with the Jitterbug or pively phones because he will very likely end up with police at your house or school because he pressed the urgent button. And trust me when I say they can’t remove that function even if it’s cancelled. There are other elderly phones like through tracfone more appropriate for a child. Definitely avoid any phone with an emergency button as I’m sure he’s old enough to know how to dial 911.