Look, Nintendo is bullshit, bullying innocent creators for stupid, paranoid reasons… but c’mon. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

The metaverse of children stealing their parents’ credit cards for in app purchases.

there was something I had to tell you…

“Stay away from boats!”

More like “Crappy Bird” right?

disguise-based stealth instead

“If you are a Scottish lord then I am MICKEY MOUSE!”

Now that’s right purdy!

“Uh, excuse me sir, sorry to bother you, but do you have any salmon you could spare?”

The days when Dragon Age was a whitebox version of Baldur’s Gate are long behind us, my friend. First came prioritizing consoles over PCs, then an awkward halfway house between action and tactical combat, now approaching Dragon’s Dogma action combat. The one thing I’ll say about DA: it’s consistently inconsistent.

Ooof, this hits hard. A true legend.

Can someone explain to me why Honkai: Star Rail is treated as something other than trash?

Nah.

Oh man, over already? That was fast!

(… I’ll see myself out.)