Advertising is mental pollution. Opening your window to teams of people with PhDs in lying and manipulating you to just say whatever the hell they want.

“hey Google, remember we have eggs”

“OK, I’ll remember that”

“hey Google what have I asked you to remember?”

"here’s what you asked me to remember;

One, we have eggs.

Two, asking for your blood"

WTF?

Yes you have an item called “eggs” with a value of zero.

Exactly!

I install Bald phone on my elderly mother’s phone and tablet and she loves it.