that’s called having a Sony Xperia XZ2 Compact and living in the US where they shut down all the 3g towers and all the carriers, including MVNOs, blacklisted its VoLTE capability >:[

—passive aggressively typed on the dinner plate of a phone that i had to replace my nice tiny XZ2c with

I remember seeing the early trailers for this and being thoroughly hyped. “This looks like Goat Simulator with unique gun physics platforming. Sign me up,” I thought

This new trailer though, holy shit. We’re on the next plane of reality now. Look at those GORGEOUS spectral highlights paired with flawlessly awkward Simulator Genre Human models & animations. This is high art