Like… Barely.

It’s just a cute game where you sell slime shit.

Or they replaced words. It’s possible he said “It’s” but since it’s not currently true, they changed it to [will be] but I’m just speculating.

They’re editing the quote to add information they think is relevant. Ken Levine didn’t say “will be”.

It looks like something I would have mildly chuckled at when I was 12.

Gen z became what boomers think millennials are.

Anyone else feel like the vault hunters in this game look generic as hell? I personally can’t wait to play… Guy in a hoodie.

Yeah, but borderlands 2 feels like it was written by a funnier 13 year old that’s kind of self aware. 3 has a more “hello fellow children” vibe to it.

Me, a fan, instantly recognized her and noticed nothing “weird” about her. Caring at all about her jaw shape or whatever intrinsically makes you a gooner.

And honestly, you’re fucking weird for even responding to me.

She looks higher resolution.

She looks like a supermodel, what weird gooner take is this.

no new game plus

Just rip my heart out and spit on it.

On the other hand, this update is unexpected, so I’m tentatively excited.

BioShock. It really depends on playing it blind in order to have an impact.

Or, hear me out, he creates an ego vanity project and call everyone that doesn’t enable him a pedophile.

Rather set the money on fire, tbh.

You: “bet you had to optimize and synergize and energize…”

Me: “haha, crossbow and pal sphere go brrr.”

Honestly if shadow of the erdtree didn’t come out it would be considered the gold standard dlc.

Edit: and you get to skip straight to the dlc on character creation. It makes some story decisions for you but if you want meat and not potatoes then that option is available.

Idk I literally went around just catching pals and spent 30 hours doing that, seems pretty pokemon to me.

Yup, Kinda did a bait and switch there to drive home that this is nothing new for CDPR.

Buckle up:

Game will be hyped to the moon, be released with a million bugs and people will cry about how CDPR betrayed them, then a couple years later patch out all the bad things and win everyone’s trust again.

Just like they did with witcher 3.

I don’t know what 4 knowledge bombs do, but they make me feel glad I don’t play that shitty game.

Edit: Jesus Christ they’re almost $30!!! I can buy Pacific drive for that!

A frickin spoon!

Nintendo: they violated our patents!

Court: which ones?

Nintendo: (scribbling furiously on paper) these ones!

Checks out.

I don’t like the graphics. It looks very generic. It’s higher fidelity but looks worse than OSRS because at least osrs is somewhat stylized.

I don’t like that you have to click twice on everything.

I played the tutorial, and nothing hooked me in. It felt like your average mobile game.

Dialogue was painfully generic. “Go here to accomplish objective then come back for next objective”

It doesn’t have a unique identity or anything to grab my interest that makes me want to put up with the grind it demands from me, which it did immediately after the tutorial.

Yeah I’m already switching to Linux next year, I don’t need rage bait in my life.

You will love the spyware bear.

I think concerned ape fixed someone’s save before.

I think I don’t have battle.net installed so they can’t hurt me anymore.

And one isn’t, because she got it in her head that people like her for her personality. Lol.

Shh, if denuvo is what finally makes them learn then let’s just let it play out.

VoxeLibre seems the most familiar and complete. If you played Minecraft you can more or less just pick it up. But it does come with in game tutorials.

🎵Piracy is a service problem🎵

You got me. It would probably take more than 5 minutes to do. You saw through my web of lies.

Pokemon could be made in RPG maker in like 5 minutes.

Just randomly browsing Lemmy and I get a whole ass game to check out for free.

If you shoot tarr at the other slimes, it’s kinda like bullets.

Because making it not look like an unreal engine game requires an entire technical art department. Absolutely possible, but there’s waay too many dials to play with.

If we get a bloodborne remake it’s because Sony will get desperate to save face after shit like this.

But it’s not good enough that I have opinion. You must have no opinion or I’m losing!

Oh this is a simple mechanic, should take a couple hours to implement!

1 week of battling the code architecture and debugging data flow later

Do I actually enjoy game dev? I guess so…

It’s already at scalper prices, the fuck are they going to sell it for? Lol.