You are most very welcome, web-traveler!

I wasn’t sure if I remembered correctly, so I looked it up. They were donating $1 USD from each purchase of the game, towards the castle. It appears to have ended April, 26, 2026. Nevertheless, a noble deed.

Henry: takes off armor & clothes to swim in lake

Todd Howard: covers Henry’s mouth as he uses a rebreather to drown him

Warhorse: buys, restores & preserves castle because it was featured in a game

Bethesda: asks customers to pre-order the 7th remake of Skyrim

*begins grinding random herbs into paste, rolls fake dice to win the last bits of a hooker’s money. Buys more herbs. Repeat.

I played Starfield on launch. I Cyberpunked & glitched into walls. I GTA III’d through pavement and fell into another dimension where Morrowind was the height of gaming.

I woke up, and an angry rotund child with a bowl-cut was glaring at me.

I asked “is this 1995”?

“No” , he replied “I’m allowed to eat as much Mt. Dew as I want”.

No indeed, he began going into detail about “grinding”, and I had flashbacks to Diablo II.

So I lifted my left buttock and let out a loud toot.

The spectre left in a hurry, yelling something about “souls like”

So it’s like a Chinese new year thing? By that I mean not January.

Sounds like Polymarket is back on the menu, boys

Todd: We are excited to announce ‘Skyrim: Buy This Instead of Kingdom Come Edition’

Everyone but Todd: This is horse armor