Additionally some others that I love:

“Yes, oh omnipresent authority figure?” “Don’t touch me! I’m super important.” “So I kicked him in the head until he was dead!”

For the record, you’re getting downvoted as per OP’s will, but this is a fantastic suggestion.

I’ve been playing Starsector lately, that’s been pretty fun. Native Linux version too. No launcher required

inb4 they start working on a third game and then tell you that Squadron 42 won’t be getting new content until that third game is done.