If the phones that old it should have a 3.5mm jack. You should be able to plug it into an audio recorder and get the best quality.

It also has games now.

I don’t think it’s rolled out to a lot of people. No one at work can see them except me, but my Google app has games that I can bring up.

Trying to make someone crew and also have them pay a quarter million dollars to be crew without any training at all doesn’t seem like the magical loophole they think it would be in contract law. Especially when it’ll be comically easy in court to prove gross negligence with all the videos that doofus made about how much he hates maritime safety regulations and training.