Not parody, but still amusing.

You’ve discovered ludonarrative dissonance!

I’ve always thought it was funny how fast she goes from crying over a deer she had to kill to remorseless murdering machine.

I know three people with the newest two Xboxes. I can’t count the number of people I know with a PS5, though.

I hope they keep being hardware, but don’t really have a dog in the race since I moved over almost entirely to PC years ago.