My only issue with Signal is that it does not seem to (or I cannot get it to) work over wifi in the absence of a cell signal.

That link is to an article on “How to Turn Off Smart TV Snooping Features.” Nothing to do with a poop pick up drone. Here is a relevant article: https://hackaday.com/2024/09/28/dog-poop-drone-cleans-up-the-yard-so-you-dont-have-to/

Isn’t there just an article I can read faster than the video takes…?

I read (and comprehend) far faster than it takes a typical yt video to get past the intro and sponsor crap.

so…be a douche about it?

Woo Hoo. Fuck Zuck