Fuckin aye. Half-arse 1/5 of the game and get the remaining 4/5 as “new DLC Content”…

…or recycle stuff from previous games and claim “built from the ground up”…

So I’ll be driving a lot of cars and racing them in lobbies filled with kids ramming?

Mugello, Suzuka, your time to shine starts now!

A huge black dragon lands on top of the tower in Helgen. He lets out a mighty fart that shakes the town…you then hear “Awwwww…thank Talos!!!”

The contraband at Vulture’s Roost keeps beckoning me!

Geez…that guy really needs to get laid by a Miku Robot.

I don’t exactly know how far back we’re talking 20th Century (I’m dumb as hell), but I’ve got a few games I’d love to play again:

Burnout 3 Takedown - introduced slamming rivals into walls, cars, anything, and fuels my inner road rage. Gran Turismo 1 - ignited a giant fire in me for a love of race cars and cool montages of said cars racing. Mario Party Nintendo 64 - a game where my family would gather and we’d have the best fun ever, before we grew up…

Pretty much it for now…