I need something to pay attention to while I’m piloting my 3 ton pedestrian shredding murder machine. What am I supposed to do, look at the road? Boring! Get Crossy Road and YouTube Shorts up in this bitch, stat.
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google in my car -> 🤮
I need something to pay attention to while I’m piloting my 3 ton pedestrian shredding murder machine. What am I supposed to do, look at the road? Boring! Get Crossy Road and YouTube Shorts up in this bitch, stat.
No, no, it’s a 3 ton pedestrian crushing murder machine. Unless you’re driving a swastitruck, then those sharp corners and edges will shred you.
Personally, I attached a lawnmower to the front of my murder machine so I can more easily shred my victims. Would recommend.
Great! Now I can play frogger from both perspectives at once.
Great, more shit to turn off. Meanwhile, the only new Android Auto app I want is an app to control the car’s radio…
Android Automotive is not the same thing as Android Auto. Blame Google for the product naming.
Apparently auto is the phone app and automotive is the system that runs on the car, for anyone else that didn’t know.