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It’s a bank! It’s a dating app! It’s a video hosting service, a town square, a shopping mall, a floor wax AND a dessert topping! Why go anywhere else? Just stare at the middle of the big shiny X until it makes sense!
Lol, he wants it to be wechat but forgets that everyone uses it because its a government sanctioned monopoly.
No one wants a dating/chat/payment/microbloging/uber app.
Link your ride data to your dating profile? What could go wrong you fucking donkey.
Don’t worry. Musk will single-handedly promise better data security than even the NSA or CIA has.
Of course as soon as the first dump of X user data hits the dark web his sole response will be:
💩
Right… data security…
No one should trust this man with any of their personal information, ever.
Well it’s no secret exactly that he’s kinda infatuated with China’s methods.
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