But what about the dialog?

Congrats, we don’t speak in Shakespeare.

Please use They as a single person in a sentence I’d understand.

It does not annoy me at all. Just don’t change grammar.

Not I were talking about one person…

I’m off the pronoun thing. Just stop. Be whoever, whatever you want. Your pronoun does not define you. You can’t make English nonsensical. ‘They took a bath.’