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Why should I fuck off? I’m not the one going on unhinged rants about how government intervention is necessary because other people have different opinions on what’s worth their money


By your retarded definition, the entire concept of video games is a scam, since you’ve established that they’re just arbitrary and worthless crap, right? It’s not real, therefore it has zero value, as determined by you, the almighty arbiter of value?

At this point, it sounds like you should just fuck off and stop yelling like a belligerent idiot in the video games community here, since you so clearly have zero fucking interest in the subject beyond crying for your big government to make sure nobody is allowed to disagree with you


Do you believe that every game that uses a central server should be required to compensate players when eventually those online services are shut down? Because I would say that games shutting down is a completely reasonable part of how these things work, and a reasonable expectation by the players when they buy into that system. You’re paying for access to content for the lifespan of the game, not an eternal entitlement to active servers until the heat death of the universe.


It’s funny how the jackoff admins never remove anything from the unhinged guy calling everything he doesn’t like a scam in need of government intervention, but always make sure to remove everyone who criticizes him. Quite telling about their integrity


Your argument fucking sucked because it entirely ignores the definition of a scam. How exactly can a transaction where all parties enter with full knowledge of the terms be considered a scam?


Just yelling scam as loud as you can doesn’t actually make something a scam pal


If you don’t like it, don’t play it. Simple as. The government has no place telling private citizens what games they can buy or sell.


There are far fewer games to choose and they are lower quality.

Lmao what?


Believe it or not, the majority of people don’t just default to “but I could just pirate this instead”, especially when a decent computer will easily be more than twice as expensive as a switch.

Beyond that, you lose out on the multi-player aspect of things. The switch is also far better in terms of portability than the alternatives in pc space, both in terms of size and battery life.


How about they keep their worthless government mits out of gaming?


I mean it makes sense. The S was marketed as a budget console, so all the people looking for the actual current Gen platform just lurked around until an X popped up for sale. And beyond that, the S didn’t get hit by the chip shortage nearly as hard since it’s lower end hardware.


They built it on the Neverwinter removedhts engine

Why did you censor part of your own comment in such an obviously stupid manner?



There’s no inopportune time for sex scenes, only an inopportune mindset


This is probably the best chance foamstars is going to get, and tbh it sorely needs it. It’s a game that wears it’s inspiration on its shoulder a bit too proudly. It needs to get itself out there and actually show people what makes it unique, rather than just “you wanted splatoon but couldn’t be assed to get a switch”. Because from what I’ve seen, it definitely has the potential to be it’s own thing, but the advertising so far does an abysmal job at really setting it apart.


It’d be funny if the patch just made the game open your browser to the amd website


Pokemon black/white is definitely an interesting game while still bringing it in to a satisfying return to status quo. You’re initially introduced to team plasma right after you get your first pokemon, and have not only had a chance to catch some early game mons, but are even encouraged to catch as many as you can by your friends. Team plasma, then, provides a stark contrast, the proposal that pokemon should be free from humans, and humans are just oppressing them. You then bump into N, who sees your bond with your pokemon, and has his own worldview challenged, that maybe humans and pokemon are strongest together.

Further into the game, you discover that team plasma is just a farce to separate people from their pokemon in order to make it easy for ghetsis to take over, and that he carefully manipulated N’s gift to be able to talk to pokemon in order to make him truly believe in the cause of pokemon liberation. And this is displayed through the gameplay as well. N doesn’t have a permanent team. Rather, he uses pokemon from the nearby routes whenever you battle him, and he lets them go afterwards.

The conclusion of the story is that there is no one right answer, that neither truth nor ideals are the way forward on their own. N is convinced by you through your efforts that pokemon and people are truly capable of achieving greater heights together, while still accepting that there are pokemon being abused that are deserving of help.

Insert b2w2. It’s a few years later, and team plasma has split. There’s the faction who follows ghetsis, neo plasma, and the traditionalists who still follow N. While the latter is focused on righting the wrongs of plasma’s past, neo plasma has moved to be more extreme, with ghetsis still seeking power.

Fun side note, the climax with ghetsis and kyurem is the only time in the series where the antagonist tries to kill the player. Not beat you in a battle. Kill you. Directly and personally.


To elaborate, atari went bankrupt ages ago, and it’s just had the IP rights to various things chopped up and sold around many times since then. The amount atari exists is just to whatever extent the current owner wants to monetize the name.



Jesus, how much of a no-lifer do you have to be to sue over your runs getting turned down for not having sufficient proof of legitimacy


It really depends on your personal tastes. Trackmania is an extremely solid racing game if competitive time trials is your thing, Mario + rabbids is a solid tactics game, brawlhalla is, at least in my opinion, the second best platform fighter on pc, and just dance has its place.


Lmao games journalists are never living down their reputation


Not sure if you’re stupid or just retarded, but this doesn’t apply to the countries you’re pretending it does





He’s just crying that substack doesn’t care what people are writing about.


Of the ones on the list, the only ones I’ve played are pikmin 4, Mario Wonder, and fire emblem engage. They’re all solid recommendations if you already knew you would like them as a result of their series.


If they intentionally made 3rd party controllers not function with their product, that’s monopolistic behavior and should absolutely be stopped

Fucking hardly. It’s their shit, they can make it compatible with whatever they like.


Why is it sonys responsibility to maintain functionality for a bunch of knockoffs?


Lmao leave it to some euro bullshit to complain that much their cheap garbage from aliexpress wasn’t officially supported


I mean it’s a dumbass game mechanic for a game that presents itself even remotely as a competition of skill.


I’m not one of you fags out here pretending it’s the best shit in the universe and should be above criticism.


I can’t even fathom the amount of cope behind complaining that the man behind many of the most beloved series in gaming is just some old guy holding onto a job. Like, go create the next Mario if you’re so dead set on taking miamotos job lol.


but Druckmann’s take on “fun” was a valid one. A work of art can be engaging and emotionally impactful even if it isn’t “fun”,

Nah. The opposite of a fun game is a boring, frustrating, and uninteresting one. I’m glad you brought it up, because Papers please is a perfect example of a game that isn’t just neon colors and Mario kart style light hearted action, but is absolutely still a fun game. The gameplay is satisfying, flows well, and does a good job at integrating into what the game is trying to convey.

And to that end, naughty dog absolutely nailed making sure their games aren’t fun. I’m solidly with Reggie on this one. “If it’s not fun, why bother”


I’m not an expert, but the purpose of this filter is for people who are all but blind. And while it definitely looks trippy, it makes sense. Black/white is the highest possible contrast, which is important for people who, y’know, can’t really see that well. And the stripes are anchored in place, the character outline just moves over them, meaning that so long as someone can see the difference between the vertical and horizontal stripes, even vaguely, it’s difficult for them to lose which is which when everything is moving since the pattern never moves


It played like utter shit, and the story was just some c tier Netflix special garbage. Funny though how all the people who defend naughty dog just jump back to a single game released over a decade ago on ps3, and literally never anything else. Niel druckmann was right about one thing, and it’s that he doesn’t make fun games.


Just because you can sucker a bunch of rubes with no taste into buying something, it doesn’t make it good. McDonald’s will never be fine dining, no matter how many billions of sludge burgers they sell


Seems you must have looked at your own profile by mistake


what they do best.

Heaping out borderline shovel ware trash?