When someone named Kafka says it’s the “weirdest”…that says something!

I learned the term “glass cliff” when she was hired.

Even better: the one-star review on the pre-order page complaining that it’s not out yet!

It’s unclear what evidence Twitter has that former employees who now work at Meta continue to have access to Twitter intellectual property or trade secrets. Twitter responded to a request for comment with an automated email of a poop emoji.

Or for once the poop emoji is an accurate representation of the “evidence.”

Stopped clock and all that.