First they came for the incestuous anime foot job simulators, and I did not speak out, because I was not that freakydeaky

This is actually a really good idea. The people that want these kinda games are either underage horndogs on their parents computer, or able to use crypto.

Is the Xbox Ally X a different thing from a ROG Ally X? Is it the same thing as a ROG Xbox Ally X?

Fuck Microsoft for this naming convention convention bullshit.