It lives and dies by consumer demands? That hasn’t been the case since we started this fucking race. It has pretty much been an Investment run enterprise since the very start. Name a single LLM derived product that is consciously being bought by consumers. It’s all subscription based models that don’t deliver on their promises. Nothing is living up to its promise.
Where is the AI that I can say: plan an appointment with my dad. And it links our agendas, sets the alarm, orders a bottle of wine, asks me to order an uber because im out of gas, and otherwise i should leave a bit earlier. Where are the actually smart intelligent assistants?
You see, you’re making the mistake of thinking there’s intelligence anywhere inside this thing we keep calling “Artificial Intelli-” OH! I see the problem, you’ve listened to our marketing team’s fraudulent lies ad campaign, silly you!
This man has absolutely no idea how basic human behavior works. This will only increase the use of the “slop” label. Does he only interact with employees in his life?
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Microslop wants people to stop calling their AI slop “slop”? Well stop making slop then.
Micro$oft $lop: once their trademark is approved they’ll start suing people who use the word.
Umad Microslop?
Fine. Lets call it shit instead.
Nonsense, drivel, pablum, crap, noise, junk.
It lives and dies by consumer demands? That hasn’t been the case since we started this fucking race. It has pretty much been an Investment run enterprise since the very start. Name a single LLM derived product that is consciously being bought by consumers. It’s all subscription based models that don’t deliver on their promises. Nothing is living up to its promise.
Where is the AI that I can say: plan an appointment with my dad. And it links our agendas, sets the alarm, orders a bottle of wine, asks me to order an uber because im out of gas, and otherwise i should leave a bit earlier. Where are the actually smart intelligent assistants?
You see, you’re making the mistake of thinking there’s intelligence anywhere inside this thing we keep calling “Artificial Intelli-” OH! I see the problem, you’ve listened to our marketing team’s
fraudulent liesad campaign, silly you!Oh don’t worry. That AI is definitely in the commercials.
Microsoft wants people to stop calling AI content slop. People want Microsoft to stop pushing slop.
I predict nobody will get what they want.
I care about what Microsoft wants about as much as Microsoft cares about what I want.
Slop content CEO begs users to stop calling slop “slop.”
FTFY
Cry me a slop river
Slopya Naslopla can slop off with his sloppy slop.
This man has absolutely no idea how basic human behavior works. This will only increase the use of the “slop” label. Does he only interact with employees in his life?
lol silly he’s an Executive. He doesn’t even interact with other human beings, let alone employees.
Microslop.
At this point, they might as well rebrand to Macroslop© Slopilot®.
Because he is the slop-master!
Whatever you say, Sloppy Satya!
Slop CEO says what?